A bunch of ignorant oil rich corporate cowboys have worked out how to exploit America’s Christian sentiments and herd conformity in such a way that they have gained dictatorial power. At the same time, oil rich Arab dictators have been fuelling Islamic extremism in order to deflect criticism away from their own corruption and incompetence. Using the fear of terrorism as a smokescreen, and with co-conspirators like NewsCorp brainwashing the masses with fake patriotism, the corporate cowboys have been pillaging the federal treasury and pissing our future against the wall.

Never fear, Flamethrower is here to set the conservative culture of lies and corruption ablaze.